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A collection of ho-ho-hilarious Christmas jokes

Here is a collection of our best Christmas jokes to spread festive cheer this winter! Enjoy, we think they’re ho-ho-hilarious!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!

What do you call a blind reindeer? No eye-deer!

Why did the turkey decide to join the rock band? It had drumsticks!

I’ve got my wife a new fridge for Christmas. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it!

Why did Santa have to go to hospital? Because of his poor elf!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They’re always dropping their needles!

What do you call an old snowman? Water!

How did Scrooge win the football tournament? The ghost of Christmas passed!

Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar? He got 25 days!

My faulty Christmas jumper kept on picking up electricity. I took it back and exchanged it for another one, free of charge!

What did the snowman say to the rude carrot? Get out of my face!